10 Hilarious Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions

By David C. - February 6, 2018

One of the most emotional holidays has got to be Valentine’s day. It’s that time when things can get super cheesy in a relationship with tons of flowers, chocolates, cards, and oversized teddy bears. Being single can be an equally emotional experience, if not more. The same super cheesy overload has found it’s way into Instagram.  Valentine’s day captions are basically always overly gooey and romantic, and sometimes even a little depressing.  That’s why these Valentine captions are here to make you laugh, rather than puke!

 

  1. ”You suck less than other people, mostly.”

  2. ”You’re the best person to spend this yearly obligation with.”

  3. ”I like you when I’m sober too.”

  4. ”I like you more than Kanye West likes himself”

  5. “Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing makeup to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.” — 30 Rock

  6. ”Please don’t leave me ever, my insurance doesn’t cover broken hearts.”

  7. ”Being single saves me money on Valentine’s day.”

  8. ”Although I’m happy for you couples, i’ll be happier when candies are on sale.”

  9. ”Roses are red, violets are blue, Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.”

  10. ”Valentine’s Day: As if love wasn’t already complicated enough.”

 

 

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