People Who Are Having A Hard Time With The English Language

Got to my dad’s house and he was showing me all the food he has for me to snack on and he goes “and I have a guacamole ball” what’s a guacamole ball you ask? well I will tell you. an avocado. He has an avocado.

— airhead mere (@merestromb) June 9, 2019

A German man just came into the pub and tried to ask for cutlery but ended up saying “I need some food weapons” and I will now be referring to them by nothing else

— Sophuckingoode (@SophieRachael95) April 8, 2019

Hello my name is Paul, I have a PhD in physics and thanks to a random brain freeze forgot the word for photon so had to call it a “shiny crumb” in front of my colleagues ????

— Paul Coxon (@paulcoxon) February 18, 2019

Honesty hour: last night I couldn’t remember the word for trombone so I said “big brass slide whistle”

— Jamie Calvert (@jamiesavoy) July 10, 2019