Adorably Hilarious Tweets That Explain Life With A 4-Year-Old

Ah, kids. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. But as those of us who actually do live with them know, life is infinitely funnier when they’re around. Thankfully, these kind parents decided to enlighten the internet to the savageness that is four-year-old wit. And it’s truly entertaining.

Bear Necessities

Overheard my 4yo explaining ‘barefoot’ to her little sister: “we call this bare feet because we’re not wearing shoes outside, just like bears.” ????????????
— Jess Bleakley (@JLBleakley) July 16, 2018

So simple, it’s genius.

Like Mother Like Daughter

Me: Audrey, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Audrey (4yo): A music player, just like you!
Me: Yay!
Audrey: And I can play in your band!
Me: Yes please!
Audrey: And then when you die, I can take your place!
Me: …
— Brian Wecht (@bwecht) November 12, 2018

Yikes. We’d keep our eyes on this one.

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

4yo running around outside in full Batman regalia.
Me: “you can’t be out in the rain at this time of night”
4yo [exasperated]:
“THIS CITY NEEDS ME, JESUS CHRIST!”
— Kendy Crush ???????? (@KennedyConnolly) June 13, 2018

He didn’t ask for the thug life.

Mediocre Magician

4yo’s doing some magic.
4yo: Did you see me put that ball under that hat?
Me: Yes.
4yo: Try to forget.
— Laura Pearson (@LauraPAuthor) June 3, 2018

Hogwarts letter coming this kids way.

Adorably Hilarious Tweets That Explain Life With A 4-Year-Old

Bear Necessities

Like Mother Like Daughter

Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Mediocre Magician

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