Macaulay Culkin’s Twitter Feed Is Hilarious

We all know and love Macaulay Culkin as the adorable child star who played Kevin McCallister in the Christmas-themed Home Alone movie franchise. These movies were a serious part of our childhood, and just thinking about them makes us nostalgic for the ’90s. However, these days, people are loving the now 39-year-old Culkin for an entirely different reason: his hilarious Twitter feed. Here are a few of the actor’s best one-liners.

Whoops, My Bad

LOL. We love that Culkin can have a good laugh about his legendary movie role. The actor played Kevin McCallister, a young kid who takes on the intruders who break into his home, where he is left alone without his parents. We’re pretty sure Culkin doesn’t actually feel bad for all the burglars who are too scared to rob a house now, but it’s great that he cares about their self-esteem.

Fact Of The Day

Wow. We truly never thought about fog this way before, but we’re definitely never going to think of it in the same way again. We can imagine that Culkin must get a real kick out of flying, judging by this hilarious tweet. Hopefully, one day, he will be able to live out his dream of being hugged by an actual cloud, but for now, this replacement will have to do.

Career Questions

Macaulay Culkin was one of the most successful child stars ever, and remains to this day incredibly famous, thanks to the legacy of the Home Alone movies. However, he does make a good point here. Perhaps if he aged really really slowly, he’d have made a lot more highly successful films, and probably be one of the richest people ever. Imagine all the classic Christmas movies the world missed out on…