People Who Have Undoubtedly Found Their Soulmates

When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she’s in jail. It heals me spiritually

— C H A S E ???????? (@mrmakethings) December 11, 2018

I don’t know what’s worse, that my wife put my snore on spotify, that 237,675 people actually listened to it… or that she took the time to make an instrumental version pic.twitter.com/QZVRii7wSs

— Dave (@DaveApnea) September 18, 2019

My cousin met her husband five years ago on tinder and are now married with kids but she still has him in her phone as “Tom Tinder”

— Bunz (@ktbonz) November 16, 2018

So my BOYFRIEND comes home last night absolutely smashed, gets undressed and then just stands there in my room. So I’m like are you coming to bed? And he goes “no thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend” and goes to sleep on the floor ????????????

— Jess (@Jessicaadxx) August 31, 2019