People Whose Names Were Ruined By Pop Culture

Much like family and eye color, you don’t get to choose the name you’re born with. And despite Juliet’s famous question, “What’s in a name?”, there is in fact plenty in a name, as the Dicks and Adolfs of the world can gladly attest to. The name pool is clearly a lottery that everyone must play. But the people in the following tweets are pointing some fingers at who they think is to blame for their misfortune.

 

Commander In Grief

 

It’s understandable that he takes politics personally.

 

A Bloody Disaster

 

It’s probably eating him up inside.

 

Prom Queen

 

That name is going to haunt her forever.

 

Not The Friends One

 

We hope she doesn’t own any blue dresses.