People Whose Names Were Ruined By Pop Culture

Much like family and eye color, you don’t get to choose the name you’re born with. And despite Juliet’s famous question, “What’s in a name?”, there is in fact plenty in a name, as the Dicks and Adolfs of the world can gladly attest to. The name pool is clearly a lottery that everyone must play. But the people in the following tweets are pointing some fingers at who they think is to blame for their misfortune.

Commander In Grief

It’s understandable that he takes politics personally.