Savage Tweets That All Women Will Appreciate

Every time I see a girl in her early 20’s cry over a guy who is older and exponentially worse looking than her and probably doesn’t own bedsheets who won’t commit I’m like wow straight women need to unionize and demand better conditions

— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) September 1, 2018

Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider… well they’re back and it worked

— KT (@katie_phenix) July 1, 2019

EVERY WOMAN IN MY LIFE: juggling 3 jobs, does yoga, cooks, goes to therapy, remembers everyone’s birthday

THEIR BOYFRIENDS: once almost made a dinner reservation but turns out the place was closed

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 17, 2019

all broke dudes secretly want to do comedy and all rich dudes secretly want to be president. there is exactly one man who is safe to date and if he finds or loses $5 it’s all over

— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) January 29, 2019