Teacher Collects Hilarious Things Kids Say

Kids really do say the darndest things, oftentimes when their parents aren’t around to capture them. So thankfully, NYC school teacher, Alyssa Cowit, is on a mission to do just that. Back in 2015, she started an Instagram page called Live From Snack Time, and the page has been blowing up ever since. Check out some of these adorable quips, and you’ll understand why.

A Reasonable Request

This is a serious Monday morning mood.

The Cold Hard Facts

Somebody has to tell it like it is, Karen,

Awareness Is Key

Scarlett is a savage.

True Confession

Us too, kid. Us too.