Times The Kansas Police Dept Made Us All Laugh

People generally associate police with things like handcuffs and sirens. Not exactly a light and friendly image. But despite the tough work cops have to do every day, one police department has decided to connect with their communities through an unlikely tool – humor. Here are just a few examples of their witty tweets which make everyone feel not only safer but happier.

Snow Problem

“I love snow” said no Topeka Police Officer who is working their 4th vehicle slide off cause Carl had to drive to get a slurpie during the second Snowmageddon in five days.
— Topeka Police (@Topeka_Police) February 20, 2019

We feel you, man.

Whatever The Weather

People keep asking “if it’s always too cold to criminal, when is it warm enough to criminal?” Today. If you must criminal, go ahead and criminal today. It’s plenty warm for us to catch you. Criminal.
— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) February 13, 2019

Yikes, that’s a serious burn.

Just A Fact

If you are going to yell “f%$* the police” at us, at least be smart enough to not be breaking the law when you call for our attention. ????‍♀️
— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) January 24, 2019

Honestly, that makes sense.

Offer You Can’t Refuse

It’s so windy outside that drug dealers were having trouble getting their meth into the little baggie, ice blowing in every direction. We can assist you! Call dispatch and we can bring our wind blocking evidence bags. We’ll even weigh it and test for purity for you!
— Lawrence Police (@LawrenceKS_PD) January 29, 2019

Hmm….that’s pretty tempting.

Times The Kansas Police Dept Made Us All Laugh

Snow Problem

Whatever The Weather

Just A Fact

Offer You Can’t Refuse

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